HALLOWEEN CLASSICS
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What’s a MUMMY’s favorite music?
A: WRAP Music!
Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s
corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer.
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Booberries!
Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: To get to “THE OTHER SIDE”
Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
A: He’s mist
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q: What do you call a haunted chicken?
A: Poultry-geist.
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack.
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What’s a MUMMY’s favorite music?
A: WRAP Music!
Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s
corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer.
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Booberries!
Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: To get to “THE OTHER SIDE”
Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
A: He’s mist
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q: What do you call a haunted chicken?
A: Poultry-geist.
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack.
| From Dewey/Halloween 2010 |